Archive for September 28th, 2007

Bank, East Liberty.
Two young guys discuss rescuing a drowning person:

Young Guy #1: [to friend]: “I can’t swim, I can’t swim.” Just kick your legs, man.
Young Guy #2: I’d just break your neck. Just break your legs and then you wouldn’t be any trouble. The I could just grab you and swim to safety.

Duquesne Incline, Mount Washington:

College Kid on Cell Phone: My side really, really hurts.  I can hardly breathe.  It’s right where my ribs are on the left side.
— You know, remember how I told you that you had lesbian foot from those Birkenstocks?  Maybe I have lesbian rib.
— I don’t know what caused it.  Maybe it was from wearing flannel.

Administration Office, Carnegie Mellon University:

Man on Phone: I don’t know if I’ve ever been… inspired by furniture — except when it inspires me to take a nap.