Archive for September 26th, 2007

4th Avenue Grill, Coraopolis.
[A small dog walks into the doorway of the bar during happy hour.]

Barfly #1: Where did that dog come from?
Barfly #2: I don’t know, but thats a lot of dick for a little dog

— Overheard by Steve

Near the Shopping Carts, Giant Eagle, South Side.
A man and a woman lean against the shopping carts, talking like old friends:

Woman: [elated] So you GOT MARRIED, CONGRATULATIONS!
Man: [fumbling his hands together] Well, yeah, I got married… technically.

— Overheard by Aaron Smith

Pitt / UConn Game, Heinz Field. Directly after Half-Time:

Pitt Kid #1: So the quote of the night was definitely “Kick Him In the Tits!” I want to submit it to Overheard.
Pitt Kid #2: Seriously?! “Kick Him in the Tits!?” Who said that?
Pitt Kid #1: Some guy back there. [points over his shoulder] It’s the best quote of the day.
[A trashed freshman girl spins around in her seat, facing stadium entrance.]

Trashed Freshman Girl: SLUTFACE!!!
Pitt Kid #1: Nope, that was it, right there.

— Overheard by Joel and Zack