Archive for September 25th, 2007

61C Inbound, Craig St., Oakland:

Driver: Yeah, so I just ended up going around the construction as best I could.
Dispatch: Sounds good. Just make sure you don’t hit any people.
Driver: Only animals, ma’am. Only animals.

— Overheard by Connor

In Front of Margaret Morrison, Carnegie Mellon:

Ugly Guy #1: Yeah man, she was really hot.
Ugly Guy #2: Wait, Carnegie Mellon hot, or actual hot? Because there’s a big difference.

— Overheard by CMU Hottie

Economics Class, Posner Hall, Carnegie Mellon University

Young Professor: Another time you won’t have indifference curves tangent to the budget line is when you have kinky preferences.

— Overheard by Kelly