Thu 20 Sep 2007
Outside Planned Parenthood, Liberty Avenue, Downtown:
Protestor: [staring into space and preaching] Be honest, doctors! You’re killing babies! Tell the
truth, doctors!
Male Passer-By: Really? I kill babies with a fucking pitchfork! Plus, I don’t charge as much as this place. [walks a few more feet] Do you ever wonder what you might find in the dumpster behind this place?
[Protestor’s jaw drops and speechlessly watches the man continue down the street.]
September 20th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
NICE. I couldn’t have said it better myself
September 20th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
I’ve always wanted to place volunteers next to them with a huge picture of an uncooked steak and other pictures of dead animals and animal parts ready to be turned into meals that Americans love to consume. Then capture the disgust on the faces of the abortion protesters on stills and video.
Anybody volunteers?
September 20th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
I’ve always wanted to do the same thing with pictures of butseks. If they can hold placards showing gross dead fetuses I should be able to hold placards showing something cool.
September 21st, 2007 at 2:11 am
A couple months ago, I wanted to join them with signs that mocked or commented on the situation. I considered holding a sign next to them that said “‘Abortion Protest’: Art Installation by Chris Griswold”, which would have blown their minds. I would have owned them, legally.
September 21st, 2007 at 11:07 am
hahahaha…that’s perfect! please do it and take plenty of pictures for us poor collegiate expats.
September 21st, 2007 at 1:20 pm
woah. It took me a whole day, but I finally got the headline.
You should go to the protest and start telling the protestors “Dead Abortion Doctor” jokes.
“How do you make a dead abortion doctor float?”
September 22nd, 2007 at 11:48 am
I’m usually more bothered when these people drive those huge “FetusMobiles” around town with the huge photoshopped late-stage miscarriage on them.
It’s the same people that have a problem with nudity or spongebob because of the disturbance to others.
I always wanted to get a similar car with a huge high-res homosexual sodomy scene painted on it and drive it to their next church/klan gathering.
September 22nd, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Kubi:
I like some jokes to be sleeper agents that activate in your mind later.
September 25th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Don ill take you up on that one.
February 17th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
This.. is one of the best real-life quotes I’ve ever seen.
March 1st, 2008 at 6:17 pm
you all are sick. you are laughing while babies are killed. sickos.
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:55 am
Whoah whoah whoah: What’s this about killing babies? Now that, I’d be against.