Thu 13 Sep 2007
With so many beer distributors, there’s no reason to leave Oakland.
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Outside Hillman Library, Pitt Campus:
Frat Boy #1: [on phone] Hi, Grandma. Happy New Year to you too.
[Frat Boy #2 gives his friend a blank stare.]
Frat Boy #1: No, no one else told me that today.
—I don’t know, Grandma.
—I guess there just aren’t many Jewish people in Pittsburgh.
— Overheard by Sally

1. I’m shocked that Frat Boy #2 doesn’t know about Rosh Hashana.
2. I’m shocked that Frat Boy #1 has never been to Squirrel Hill.
3. Shana Tovah, yins.