Outside Hillman Library, Pitt Campus:

Frat Boy #1: [on phone] Hi, Grandma. Happy New Year to you too.
[Frat Boy #2 gives his friend a blank stare.]
Frat Boy #1: No, no one else told me that today.
—I don’t know, Grandma.
—I guess there just aren’t many Jewish people in Pittsburgh.

— Overheard by Sally