Archive for September 12th, 2007

Forbes Ave, Oakland.
A group of college guys and girls are walking down the street; one guy is carrying a girl on his back:

Girl: Isn’t she heavy?
Guy: Nah, she reminds me of my bookbag: Nice and loose.

61c Outbound, Squirrel Hill.
A small boy is gesticulating wildly at everything outside the slow-moving bus. He points out a fire hydrant to his mother:

Mother: The firemen attach a hose to that and use the water to put out things that are on fire, like a house, or a car—
Lady Sitting Opposite: Or a person.
Mother: Or a person.

Atwood St, Oakland:

College Guy: [passing a woman] Her pussy probably smells like nacho cheese.