Archive for September 4th, 2007

Fathead’s, Southside:

20-Something Girl: [to guy] Do you know what pierogies are?

Wal-Mart, Pittsburgh Mills:

Toddler: Mommy, I want to walk!
Mother: [starting to pick her up] Honey, no, you have to ride in the cart.
Toddler: [screaming] MOMMY I WANT TO WALK!!
Mother: You can’t! There are bad people out there that will take you and hide you underground and never bring you back!

Walnut St, Shadyside:

Jock #1: Eggs and protein and working out.
Jock #2: And milk, dude.
Jock #1: [very excited] Dude! Milk is legit!

— Overheard by Chris, amused Shadyside diner