Post-Gazette Stand, Fifth Ave, Oakland.
Two old men are waiting for students to sign up for daily delivery of the paper:

Old Man #1: Yeah, so I got an advertisement in my mail yesterday for this new sex pill I was thinking about trying.
Old Man #2: So are you really going to try it?
Old Man #1: [looking around] With all of these college girls around, I really don’t think I need the help.