Archive for August 27th, 2007

500 Outbound, Downtown.
A man in a wheelchair has waited for the other passengers to get on the bus when the bus driver begins to pull the bus away. The man in the wheelchair waves his hands to get her to stop.

Bus Driver: [to man in wheelchair] Well, don’t just sit there!

Dave and Andy’s, Oakland.
A little girl tries her ice cream:

Little Girl: Oh, man!  This ice cream is invested with cookies!