Archive for August 24th, 2007

Subway, Center Avenue, Shadyside.
A college-aged male customer is being waited on when a white 50-something couple
walks in with their eight-year-old Asian granddaughter, who begins to order without regard for her place in line.:

Grandmother: OK, honey, give the man a chance.
Sandwich Artist: Let me finish with this gentleman first.
Girl: [looking at the male customer] Can I just call him an asshole?
Customer: No. No, you can’t fucking call me an asshole!

Walgreens, East Liberty. Midnight.
A customer is buying coaxial cable extenders: 

Clerk: Do you want me to put this in a bag?
Customer: No, that’s alright.
Clerk: I keep waiting for someone to tell me to triple bag one of these.