Rocco’s Tavern, Swissvale.
A middle-aged yinzer is telling jokes to some 20-something bar patrons:

Yinzer: What do pizza and sex have in common?
Patrons: What?
Yinzer: When it’s good it’s good. And when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good!
[Patrons laugh]
Drunk Girl: It’s funny because it’s true!

— Overheard by Megan