Mon 30 Jul 2007
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Roberto Clemente Bridge, Downtown. After an Evening Pirates Game.
A young couple is stopped by a man and a woman selling handmade denim Pirates purses:
Male Purse Vendor: Buy a purse for your pretty lady?
Guy: No, she has enough purses.
Male Purse Vendor: if she gets mad at you, she can put a brick in it and swing at you.
* Too obscure?
Mon 30 Jul 2007
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Prenatal Monitoring Unit, Magee Women’s Hospital, Oakland. 8:15 a.m.
A Nurse hangs up the phone after arguing loudly for five minutes about scheduling a patient for monitoring later that
morning.
Nurse: IF I WAS AN ALCOHOLIC, I’D BE DRUNK.
Mon 30 Jul 2007
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Rocco’s Tavern, Swissvale.
A middle-aged yinzer is telling jokes to some 20-something bar patrons:
Yinzer: What do pizza and sex have in common?
Patrons: What?
Yinzer: When it’s good it’s good. And when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good!
[Patrons laugh]
Drunk Girl: It’s funny because it’s true!
— Overheard by Megan
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