Archive for July 27th, 2007

Kelly’s Bar, Center Ave, East Liberty. 1:30 a.m. Saturday Night:

20-Something Guy: [to friends] So, they’re naming their baby after my cat: Jackson Wintermints!

Eat ‘n’ Park, Squirrel Hill.
A nicely dressed couple in their 50s is discussing the upcoming wedding of their daughter:

Mother: [worried] Do you think she knows he’s ten years older than she is?
Father: Yep, I think so.

Double Wide Grille, South Side:

Woman #1: That drink looks good; is it?
Woman #2: It sure is: It’s a mojito
Woman #1: Maybe I’ll order one.
Woman #2: I’m here with the Jews and Brews mixer. Are you?
Woman #1: No, but I was married to a Jew.

Adult Section, Heads Together Video Store, Squirrel Hill.

Hipster Guy #1: Whoa! TABOO! Hey, you guys in the mood for some hardcore transgressive pornography?
Hipster Guy #2 and Hipster Girl: YEAH!