Thu 26 Jul 2007
No part of the human psyche will go untouched by the Jennifer Antkowiak media empire.
Posted by Chris Griswold under Uncategorized
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Sixth / Penn, Downtown. 9 a.m.
An attractive woman drives by:
Crazy Man: You’re in my dreams, on my TV, everywhere!
* In this months’ At Home with Jennifer Magazine: Making your coupon and rebate binders more festive; spotting deals on designer dalmatian duds; spicing up your marriage with a trip to a bed and breakfast. (I’m just guessing.)

Possibly an article about getting your children to sit back down after the Christmas pageant at church and not making the pastor chase your four year old around the altar for five minutes.
That was freaking hilarious, though.
Wh-wh-wh-what?
Elaborate, please.
Antkowiak goes to my church. She also has several young children. Her kids were in the parish’s annual Christmas pageant, during the early Mass on Christmas Eve. Afterwards, Antkowiak’s little boy decided that he didn’t want to sit down with his family, so he was dashing around the altar. She didn’t want to run up and grab him, for whatever reason, so our pastor was attempting to herd the little guy towards his mother. Eventually, the little boy went back to his mom and we continued on with Mass. I thought it was pretty amusing.