Archive for July 25th, 2007

Butler County Fair. After the Ultra-Slow School Bus Demolition Derby.
Dust and smoke mix on the fairgrounds as the spectators leave:

Redneck Dad: [coughing] Damn, it’s smoky out here.
Redneck Teen: Don’t you smoke cigarettes?
Redneck Dad: Shut up.

Office, Craig Hall, Oakland.
A female custodian enters to empty a trash can:

Custodian: Your garbage is fine. You ain’t got nothing but snot rags in there.
— Overheard by Pitt staffer with allergies

Starbucks, Shadyside:

Barista: I’m so sick of being the man in the relationship. He wants to take me to see Hairspray this weekend, so I told him to call me back after he adjusts his bra and thinks of a REAL movie.

— Overheard by Kate