Barnes and Noble, Squirrel Hill. 10 a.m.
Two college guys and a college girl are browsing the fiction section. A little girl runs up to them:

Little Girl: AMANAMO NAMAGOBA YEMBA Hawwy Potter GABAGAGA!
College Guy: You’re DRUNK.
[The little girl looks at him.]
College Guy: Oh my god: I’M DRUNK.

— Overheard by Connor