71A, Center Ave, Oakland.
An elderly woman wearing a grossly-oversized sweater with the acronym “BIBLE: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth” is pontificating:

Elderly Woman: I’m from the old school, you know. Mmm-hmm. Where kids treat their parents with respect. None of that bossing their parents around. I’ve seen some crazy things nowadays. Kids with their pants around their ankles. No, sir! They don’t know what they’re doing. Probably sinners. Parents are cheatin’ around. And don’t even think about the gays! Homosexuality is a sin, and those mortal sinners will burn in hell for eternity! And bestiality: It’s immoral. We gotta praise Jesus. It’s an abomination. We gotta put faith in the Lord! Well, it’s my stop. Ride safe. It was good to see you. Bye now.
[Elderly Woman disembarks.]
Man Sitting Nearby: [leaning over to neighbor] She means well, but sometimes she goes off on a tangent.

— Overheard by Nathan