Archive for July 6th, 2007

Kelly’s Bar, Center Ave, East Liberty. Saturday Night, 1:30 a.m.:

20-Something Guy: So, they’re naming their baby after my cat: Jackson Wintermints!

Frick Park. 8 p.m.

30-Something Woman: [to 30-Something Man] So I went up to him, and I was like, “Dude, stop fucking my co-workers!”

Forbes Ave, Oakland. Late night.
A couple of drunk college co-eds are walking down the street. One drops change into a fast food paper cup that a man is holding:

Man: ASSHOLE! That was my drink!
Drunk Girl: [walking away and giggling] OH! Sorry!