Tue 3 Jul 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under Animals, Attraction, Love & Sex, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Drinking, Drunks & Bars, One-Liners, Southside
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16th Street, South Side. 1 a.m.:
Drunk Guy: [to Drunk Friend] My motto is “If you can make her scream like every animal in the zoo, she’s yours.”
Tue 3 Jul 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under Age, Attraction, Love & Sex, CMU, College Kids, Contests & Games, Education, OIP Favorites
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The Underground, Carnegie Mellon University.
Three pre-college students, two boys and one girl, are playing pool:
Boy #1: And if your ball is close, you can blow it in.
Boy #2: Yeah, but you can only blow it once.
Boy #1: No, she can blow her ball as many times as she wants.
— Overheard by I’m just trying to write a research paper
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