Fri 29 Jun 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under One-Liners, Uncategorized
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Outside Shady Grove, Shadyside. 1 a.m.
A couple has just been accosted by a woman begging for money and wearing a wrist brace:
Shadyside Dude: I wasn’t listening to what she said; she’s fucking homeless!
— Overheard by grace
Fri 29 Jun 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Coffee Shop, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Drugs, Health: Physical & Mental, Hipsters
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Patio, 61C Cafe, Squirrel Hill.
Two hipsters and a stoner are having their morning coffee:
Stoner: Dudes, I bone up every morning — have been for 10 years — and it doesn’t affect me. [looks around and under the table] FUCK! SHIT! FUCK!
Hipster: Dude, what are you looking for?
Stoner: Shit! I left my fuckin’ laptop on the bus!… Or is it in my apartment?… I’ll call my roommate… Fuck, where’s my cell phone?… Shit… Man, I need a joint.
Fri 29 Jun 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Audience, Arts & Entertainment, Nerds, Southside
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Southside Works, South Side. Thursday night.
Five teenagers in costumes stand together, following the sneak preview of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:
Boy in Cape: Dumbledore is so punk rock.
[Everyone nods in agreement.]
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