Archive for June 20th, 2007

Office Complex, Greentree.
A phone installer is installing new phones and talking loudly on his cell phone:

Phone Installer: I was looking for my IT guy, but I figured he was out burnin’ one.
— I’m not sure if I want to be working with him.

Food Pavilion, Three Rivers Arts Festival, Downtown.
Two gay men looking at Italian sausages make eyes at each other and smile:

Gay Man #1: They look gooooood .

Gay Man #2: They look like santorum makers.

Post Office, Pleasant Hills.
A blonde girl in a Volvo is backing out at the same time as several other cars.

Volvo Driver: UM, HELLO?!?! SATURN?!?! Are you going to back into my… VOLVO?!?! JESUS CHRIST!!!