Au Bon Pain, Landside Terminal, Pittsburgh Airport:

Preppy Young Woman on Cell Phone: Oh, you should read it. It’s on page six of the New York Times.
—Page six…
—Yeah, it’s about how my uncle paid for her lawyers and everything, and it’s all, “Oh, her rich daddy paid for her to get off.” It’s really, really mean…
—I mean, it’s totally true.

— Overheard by pregnant lady in the corner