Tue 12 Jun 2007
Chick Lit in Motion
Posted by Chris Griswold under Uncategorized
[3] Comments
Starbucks, Shadyside.
Two socialites are drinking coffee and conversing outside. One woman’s dog is lying under the table near the women’s feet:
Socialite #1: Well, I have to go; I have a house to show in Fox Chapel and then I have to get my Lexus serviced.
Socialite #2: Oh… OK, good luck… Well, um, call me soon!
Socialite #1: [shuffles her feet under the table, searching for her shoes] Hey! Your dog chewed my shoe! YOUR DOG CHEWED MY GODDAMN SHOE!!!
Socialite #2: OH! I am sooooo sorry! I’ll replace them—
Socialite #1: THEY’RE PRADAS! THEY’RE SIX HUNDRED DOLLAR PRADAS!!!
[Woman #2 gets up and walks away quickly with her dog.]
Socialite #2: [quietly, to dog] Good doggie! Mommy loves you.
Very good doggie. No one really needs a $600 pair of shoes.
this honestly does not surprise me at all…ESP since it occurred in shadyside.
I’m sure the Indonesian children that slaved over those shoes would disagree Amy. It’s simple trickle down economics. If people don’t buy those shoes how can they expect to earn $0.05 a week? Come on!