Thu 31 May 2007
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Bar, Clark’s Restaurant, Moon Township. Friday Happy Hour:
Guy: [to friend] You’ve never heard of being “metrosexual”? It’s when you’re a guy and you really like to look good: clothes, hair, the works.
Cute Female Bartender: It’s when your boyfriend takes longer to get ready to go out than you do.
Thu 31 May 2007
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Spanish Class, University of Pittsburgh.
The professor is trying to explain the subjunctive tense to a student:
Professor: It’s used to express uncertainty.
Helpful Girl: Yeah, it’s like when things aren’t clear. Think of “Buddho”, or Tao or something.
— Overheard by Keystone
Thu 31 May 2007
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Carnegie Library, East Liberty.
A middle-aged patron approaches a reference librarian:
Patron: [enthusiastically] Is English Grammar grammar?
Librarian: Ummm… excuse me?
Patron: [still enthusiastic] Is English Grammar grammar?
Librarian: Well, yeah. Yes.
— Overheard by coreyw
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