Archive for May 30th, 2007

Outdoor patio, Remedy, Lawrenceville:

Hipster: [suddenly yelling] Hello, sir! Nice to meet you! I’m fucking naked!

— Overheard by Tim

Giant Eagle, Squirrel Hill:

Food Drive Volunteer: If they look like they’re in college, I usually don’t bother to ask.

James Street Tavern, Monroeville:

Senior Citizen Man #1: You know, I’m about sick of the car I have. I think I’m going to buy a new car tomorrow.
Senior Citizen Man #2: At your age? You could go at any time! In fact, if I were you, I’d be nervous buying green bananas!