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Tue 29 May 2007

Drama in Real Life: I Was Sexually Harassed by Dolly from Family Circus!

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Outbound 61A, Oakland.
A mom on a cell phone and her six-year-old daughter get on the bus. The girl sits next to a woman in her early 20s and proudly pulls a Barbie out of her backpack:

Girl: [to woman] Lookit my new Barbie!
Woman: Oh, that’s a nice doll.
Girl: Lookit her long pretty hair, and her pretty purple dress, and her glitter makeup. [Points to doll's chest] Oh! And lookit her BOOBIES!
Woman: [uncomfortable] Wow, I really like her dress…
Girl: [points to woman's chest] You have boobies too! Boobies boobies boobies!
[Woman looks very uncomfortable and abruptly exits at the next stop without another word.]

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Tue 29 May 2007

Don’t Tread on Me

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Starbucks, Duquesne University:

Girl #1: I just hate going to campus that way because I feel really nervous walking past that homeless guy.
Girl #2: I don’t know what you’re so worried about.  I’m sure he’s more afraid of you than you are of him.
Guy: He’s a homeless guy, not a fuckin’ snake.

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Tue 29 May 2007

“You ought to see the roll of communion wafers she keeps in her purse for them.”

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Target, Waterfront:

Blonde Yinzer: [to friend] You think she’s strange because she had them baptized every five months.
— Feightner

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