67A Outbound.
Two indie chicks who boarded at CMU are chatting about job interviews:

Indie Chick #1: I had an interview at The Cheesecake Factory. The girl interviewing me asked me if I would have a problem dying my hair to a normal color if I got a job there. I said no because if someone didn’t like me because of my hair color, they’re probably a bigot, and I wouldn’t want to wait on them anyways.
Indie Chick #2: That’s awesome.
Indie Chick #1: I would like a new job, though, because the place I work now has so many gay little rules. They’re so gay.

— Overheard by Stealth Bus Listener