Archive for April 30th, 2007

The Holiday, Forbes Ave., Oakland:

Bartender: Last call, motherfuckers! NOW DANCE!
[Madonna's "Ray of Light" starts to play.]
Chorus of Drunk LGBT People: FUCK YEAH!
[Warbling sing-a-long ensues.]

March of Dimes Walk America, North Shore Riverfront Park:

Man: If you want to kill someone and throw the body in the river, that’s the spot to do it. Right there.