Archive for April 25th, 2007

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Wed 25 Apr 2007

Some establishments prefer that their employees have a “certain look.”

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Panera, Centre Ave, Friendship.
A group of four Asian female students, complete with electronic accessories occupying all available outlets, are discussing their mutual dislike of a local Asian restaurant:

Asian Girl #1: And I think if you order the take-out, you get more food.
Asian Girl #2: I know, and every time I go in he hassles me about asking my friends if they want jobs. I’m not going in there anymore.

— Overheard by another white girl

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Wed 25 Apr 2007

Craig always tried to explain away any likely prosecutable behavior beforehand.

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Hunt Library, Carnegie Mellon. Monday Night:

Male Study Partner: This Gatorade™ is really giving me the much needed energy for this assignment.
Female Study Partner: Huh.
Male Study Partner: Ya know the last time I had Gatorade™, my roommates put vodka in it! Some idiots they are…

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Wed 25 Apr 2007

Say Hello to Piglet

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Craig/Fifth, Oakland. 1:50 AM:

Female Student: Yeah, Tigger’s a big-time coke dealer. Thats why he’s bouncing off the walls all the time. He’s like an orange, striped Tony Montoya.
Male Student: You fuck with him, you fuck with the best?
Female Student: ‘Cause the wonderful thing about Tiggers is that he’s the only one, and he’s the king of the world.

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Wed 25 Apr 2007

Career Night at Taylor-Allderdice

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Garage Door Saloon, Oakland. 5:30 PM:

Drunk Patron: [leaving] Well, time to go give my presentation!

— Overheard by Tia

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