Eckerd Drug, Monongahela. Sunday Morning.
Aman and his two young daughters (4 and 6), all dressed for church, are waiting in line at the checkout. The older girl is eating licorice:

Four-Year-Old Girl: Gimme some o’ that shit.
Six-Year-Old Girl: Fuck you! You already ate yours!
Father: [grabs older girl by the arm and yells] WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU TO TALK LIKE THAT IN FUCKING PUBLIC?

— overheard by chem nerd