Tue 27 Mar 2007
“A little bird told me. A little bird named Jesus Christ. Perhaps you’ve heard of him?”
Posted by Chris Griswold under Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Food & Drink, Holidays, Intelligence, Moon Township, Religion, Shopping
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Bruegger’s Bagels, Moon Township A middle-aged Catholic lady approaches the bagel counter. The man in front of her in line is a priest, complete with Roman collar.
Lady: Do you have anything meatless?
Bagel Maker: You mean like bagels?
[The lady orders a breakfast sandwich.]
Lady: Wait… I don’t know if I want the egg. Are eggs OK for Lent?
Bagel Maker: I really don’t know. Probably?
Priest: Excuse me. It’s a matter of debate, but I think they’re fine.
Lady: Are you sure? How do you know?
— Overheard by Darwin Police
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