Tue 27 Mar 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Hipsters, Internet, Shadyside
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Crazy Mocha, Ellsworth, Shadyside:
Hipster Dude: I’m a para-legal in training; I can find anything!
[Begins to search for a phone number online.]
Tue 27 Mar 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under Age, Attraction, Love & Sex, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Children, Parents & Grandparents, Fashion, Style & Beauty, North Shore, Social Divisions
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SportsWorks, Carnegie Science Center. North Shore. Tuesday Afternoon.
Two boys and two girls from a school group, all around seven years old, are sitting on a bench:
Boy #1: Eeeeeewwwwww!!! You have to sit next to two blondes!
Boy #2: So?
Boy #1: Blondes are disgusting!!
Tue 27 Mar 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Food & Drink, Holidays, Intelligence, Moon Township, Religion, Shopping
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Bruegger’s Bagels, Moon Township A middle-aged Catholic lady approaches the bagel counter. The man in front of her in line is a priest, complete with Roman collar.
Lady: Do you have anything meatless?
Bagel Maker: You mean like bagels?
[The lady orders a breakfast sandwich.]
Lady: Wait… I don’t know if I want the egg. Are eggs OK for Lent?
Bagel Maker: I really don’t know. Probably?
Priest: Excuse me. It’s a matter of debate, but I think they’re fine.
Lady: Are you sure? How do you know?
— Overheard by Darwin Police
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