Mon 26 Mar 2007
Caribou Coffee, Fortbes Ave, Oakland. Late Afternoon.
Students are scattered around the coffee shop seating, socializing and studying. Outside, a war protest is forming in front of the army recruiters office, which is in between Qdoba and Kinkos:
Barista #1: [to Barista #2] Hey! They’re protesting again!
Barista #2: Where at?
Barista #1: Outside! Come look!
[Barista #2 walks over and looks outside, pauses]
Barista #2: [confused] Why are they always protesting Kinkos?
Barista #1: [looking at the confused look on Barista #2’s face] Are you serious?
Barista #2: They’re always outside of Kinkos!
[…]
Barista #1: They’re outside the Army Recruiters office.
Barista #2: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! … Damn Kinkos.
Minutes later:
Barista #2: [marching around behind the bar] I HATE KINKOS! I HATE KINKOS! I HATE KINKOS!
— Overheard by CoffeeHouseLounge
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March 27th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
I just wanted to clear my name as Barista #2. Although I didn’t realize that the Army recruitment office was right next to Kinko’s, a great deal of sarcasm and humor was left out of the text.
Either way, I thought the post was hilarious. Keep up the good stuff!
March 27th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
that’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.