Wed 14 Mar 2007
USAirways flight 1560, Ft. Lauderdale to Pittsburgh.
The majority of the passengers have sunburns and Steelers/camouflage/NASCAR clothing on. A large gentleman with the sleeves cut off of his t-shirt and a Yosemite Sam tattoo squeezes down the aisle, followed by a man with a Camaro shirt and a camo hat:
Man #1: [in thick yinzer accent]: Nuh-uh! These seatbelts are just like the ones on the Jack Rabbit!
Man #2: [next to him, shyly whispering] What’s the Jack Rabbit?
Man #1: [in disbelief] JACK RABBIT’S ONE OF THE BEST ROLLER COASTERS EVER. IT’S AT KENNYWOOD.
[Several other passengers join in and talk about how great Kennywood is, how much they miss it, how they can’t wait for May…]
Man #3: You never heard of Kennywood? It’s best amusement park ever!
Man #4: Jack Rabbit’s a great roller coaster!
Man #5: I love `em Potato Patch French fries.
— Overheard by Ben Kundman
March 14th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
I would have FUCKING shot myself just to not have to be on that plane
March 14th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I don’t think they have allowed guns on planes since that terrorist attack that time.
March 22nd, 2007 at 3:26 pm
I would have FUCKING shot you just to get on that plane. If you can’t appreciate the yinzers every now and then, move to Philadelphia.
August 14th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
I also would have FUCKING shot that dbag to get on that plane. By the way, its “wa-ter” NOT “woo-dur” you philthy scumbag