Archive for March 13th, 2007

Forbes Ave, Squirrel Hill:

Teenage Girl #1: [describing being in a car accident] So, now I freak out whenever I see a car turning a corner.
Teenage Girl #2: You’re traumatized! That’s so cute!

Near the Garden Theater, North Side.
A couple is walking past the porno theater, which the Urban Redevelopment Authority has taken over:

Girl: “Closing the Garden” should become new slang for masturbation.

— Overheard by Grace, in total agreement

Hamburg Hall, CMU:

CMU Student #1: She’s such a great friend!
CMU Student #2: Yeah, well, she thinks she is. Sometimes I just feel like she’s trying to bribe me.
CMU Student #1: Yeah, but do you know she got me for my birthday?

— Overheard by Iceberg