Mon 12 Mar 2007
Outside Subway, Center Ave, Shadyside:
College Girl: [pointing at pastrami sub picture in the window] That’s what you’re getting.
Boyfriend: What? Why do you say that?
College Girl: Because you’re totally gay for pastrami.
Boyfriend: I’m gay for a lot of things.
March 12th, 2007 at 11:52 am
“Fifteen floors below they call me ‘Mr. Big Hot Pastrami.’”