Archive for March 12th, 2007

Sociology of Family, Frick Arts Lecture Hall, Pitt:

Professor: Think about it: You’re all bisexual. Now before you go home telling your parents your professor said Jesus was a homosexual and you’re bisexual think about this: Men have nipples!
— Overheard by Elyse

Upper Level Chemistry Class, Eberly Hall, Pitt.
Professor writes a complicated equation on the board:

Professor: I don’t know what all these Greek letters are called, so I’m just going to call this “our funny function.”

— Overheard by chem nerd

Outside Subway, Center Ave, Shadyside:

College Girl: [pointing at pastrami sub picture in the window] That’s what you’re getting.
Boyfriend: What? Why do you say that?
College Girl: Because you’re totally gay for pastrami.
Boyfriend: I’m gay for a lot of things.