Archive for March 8th, 2007

Crowded 61F Outbound:

Girl on Cell: So, what you want to do tonight?
—You can’t have alcoholbecause you’re on that diet, right?
—Well, how about vodka? It’s almost like water.

Engineering and Science Library, Carnegie Mellon University.
A male librarian walks in covered in snow:

Male Librarian: We should turn off the lights and be done with this stupid city.

Mon Incline, Mount Washington:

Young Man #1: I thought there were three rivers in Pittsburgh; I only see two.
Young Man #2: No, the third river is about a mile or two away.
Young Man #1: OK, yeah, that makes sense. That’s probably how they got the name for that old stadium.