Mon 5 Mar 2007
The Fast Food Connoisseur
Posted by Chris Griswold under Arguments, Children, Parents & Grandparents, Customer Service, Food & Drink, Money, Waterworks
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Wendy’s, Waterworks Mall. Sunday Afternoon.
A loud woman approaches the counter with her grandson and sets down an empty cup:
Loud Woman: This spilled.
[Employee takes the cup to refill it]
Loud Woman: And what is up with these hamburgers? It’s about as thick as a slice of ham. It’s supposed to be a deluxe.
Employee: It’s a junior.
Loud Woman: Two ounces of beef. Two ounces. What’s it come to? An eighth of an ounce. [Employee ignores her and her grandson wanders away] We’d have been better off going to McDonalds and getting a double cheeseburger for 99 cents.
— Overheard by M.B.
The Fast Food Connoisseur

I used to work the drive thru at Wendy’s, and needless to say, I hate customers like that. One time after some woman got home, she drove all the way back so she could bitch at me and practically throw a half eaten hamburger in my face because we had forgotten to put cheese on it.