Mon 5 Mar 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Restroom, Bodily Functions, TMI, Waterfront
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Crowded Ladies Room, Dave and Busters, Waterfront. Saturday Night.
A cell phone rings, and a woman answers it, screaming to the be heard:
Woman: HELLO?! HELLO! I’m at Dave and Busters right now! I’m in the ladies room, in the first stall here! I’m in here peein’!
— I’ll call you back; I gotta flush.
— Overheard by Linda
Mon 5 Mar 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under Arguments, Children, Parents & Grandparents, Customer Service, Food & Drink, Money, Waterworks
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Wendy’s, Waterworks Mall. Sunday Afternoon.
A loud woman approaches the counter with her grandson and sets down an empty cup:
Loud Woman: This spilled.
[Employee takes the cup to refill it]
Loud Woman: And what is up with these hamburgers? It’s about as thick as a slice of ham. It’s supposed to be a deluxe.
Employee: It’s a junior.
Loud Woman: Two ounces of beef. Two ounces. What’s it come to? An eighth of an ounce. [Employee ignores her and her grandson wanders away] We’d have been better off going to McDonalds and getting a double cheeseburger for 99 cents.
— Overheard by M.B.
The Fast Food Connoisseur
Mon 5 Mar 2007
Posted by Chris Griswold under Attraction, Love & Sex, Customer Service, Food & Drink, Health: Physical & Mental, Sewickley
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Subway, Quaker Valley Shopping Center, Leetsdale:
Middle-Aged Black Lady: [pointing at the guy behind her in line] Oh you go ahead, honey, I’ma get eight sandwiches.
Sandwich Artist: Oh yeah? That’s a lot of food. You having company?
Black Lady: Oh child, I got five kids and a fat husband.
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