Archive for March 2nd, 2007

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Fri 2 Mar 2007

“I wish I could be more like James,” Candace thought.

Posted by Chris Griswold under Courtesy, Customer Service, Downtown, Fashion, Style & Beauty
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CVS, Wood St, Downtown
A flamboyant male college student and his female friend are loitering just inside the entrance:

Flamboyant Guy: Uh-uh. That cashier gave me a ‘tude.
Girl: What? Oh, because of your gift card?
Flamboyant Guy: Yeah, I was like, “Shoot, just because you’re 40 and working at CVS don’t mean ya gotta take it out on the attractive people — like me.”

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Fri 2 Mar 2007

In the US, you can catch a cold. In Canada, cold catches you! What a country!

Posted by Chris Griswold under Foreigners, Intelligence, Sports, Yinzers
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Pittsburgh Penguins Hockey Game, Mellon Arena:
Two men are speaking Russian, intermittently screaming at the players.

Yinzer: Yinz from Canada?
Russian Man: Nope. Russia.
Yinzer: Same thing.

— Overheard by Pens Fan

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Fri 2 Mar 2007

“Well, what if she has to powder her nose?”

Posted by Chris Griswold under Art Institute, College Kids, Courtesy, Friends
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Art Institute.
Two students discuss leaving their stuff with a friend during a break:

Guy #1: What if she has to take a piss?
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Guy #2: Girls like that don’t piss at school.

— Overheard by Rotzi

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