Archive for February 28th, 2007

Bus Stop, Blvd. of the Allies / Market, Downtown:

Thirty-Something Professional Guy: [on cell phone] There’s a helicopter over Downtown; something must be up. I just farted — maybe they think there’s another natural gas leak.

— Overheard by AlwaysReporting

Lower-Level Math Class, Doherty Hall, CMU campus:

Professor: Come on, even the Pitt kids would get this one.

— Overheard by egg

First day of class for 85-251, “Personality,” at Carnegie Mellon:

Guy #1: Why’re you taking a class on personality? You don’t have one.
Guy #2: That’s why I’m taking it. I’m learning how to get one.
— Overheard by Ka-CHANG