Mon 26 Feb 2007
How Pitt Criminology Students Eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup™
Posted by Chris Griswold under Attraction, Love & Sex, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, College Kids, Crime, Education, Friends, Gossip, Government & Law, Hijinx, Pitt
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Lobby, Lothrop Hall, Pitt Campus.
Two Black Girls in parkas and tight jeans are discussing a friend:
Girl #1: And you know what she did!?
Girl #2: No, what?
Girl #1: She threw a bucket of ice water in his car!
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Yeah, and she got two years in jail for it!
[Both sign in and resume the conversation in the elevator:]
Girl #2: Two years in jail?
Girl #1: Yeah. Two years in jail! THE GOVERNMENT IS NAH CH’YOUR FRIEND!
Girl #2: I knew’d it.
[Both laugh hysterically for the next 4 floors.]
— Overheard by Joshua Demaree
Actually, this sounds like McMissile Mom. Still funny though.
Actually, if that’s the story I’m thinking it is, the sentence got lowered to five years on probation.
Originally it was five years in prison.
Overreacting, much?