Archive for February 21st, 2007

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Wed 21 Feb 2007

Is There Another Way To Get Through A Day Of Working At Wendy’s?

Posted by Chris Griswold under Age, Bloomfield, Customer Service, Drugs, Food & Drink, Health: Physical & Mental, Work
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Wendy’s, Bloomfield:

Manager: Hey, I need that double cheese now.
Employee: I… this one?
Manager: No, this is the bacon… did you make this twice?
Employee: I guess….
Manager: Alright, just make that other one now.
[Manager goes back to customer]
Manager: [looking back] Oh, and, do me a favor: next time someone passes you that blunt… put it back, a’ight?

— Overheard by Kevin

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Wed 21 Feb 2007

From Charming to Rape-y in Ten Seconds

Posted by Chris Griswold under Attraction, Love & Sex, Awkward, College Kids, Crazies, Drinking, Drunks & Bars, Oakland, Pitt, Social Divisions
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Fifth Ave Near Tower C, Oakland:
College Guy and College Girl are walking, his arm around her. A Drunk Black Man walks up to them:

Drunk Man: You better hold onto her.
College Guy: I will.
Drunk Man: I ain’t never had a white woman. I’ve had my kind, but no Chinese, neither. You better hang onto her.
College Guy: Yessir.

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Wed 21 Feb 2007

Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together

Posted by Chris Griswold under Arguments, Arts & Entertainment, CMU, Education, High Culture
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College of Fine Arts, CMU.
An art class has gathered in the middle of the Great Hall, spread in a circle that blocks passage. A music teacher with a Tuba noisily walks through the circle:

Art Teacher: Hey! You! Your tuba’s fucking up my circle!
Music Teacher: Yeah? Well, your circle’s fucking up my tuba.
Art Teacher: Touché.
— Overheard by Connor 

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