Archive for February 13th, 2007

Southwest Airlines Flight from Pittsburgh to Las Vegas:

Flight Attendant: Disabling a smoke detector will result in a two-thousand-dollar fine, and if you had two thousand dollars, you’d be flying on American.

— Overheard by AlwaysReporting

Freddy’s Lounge, Moon Township.
The jukebox has stopped, and the bar is silent:

Guy at Jukebox: Oh yeah! AIR SUPPLY! Played LOUD!

Near Hemingway’s, Forbes Avenue, Oakland. 5 p.m.
Three Ghetto Fab Black Girls talk loudly as they walk:

Ghetto Fab Black Girl: We don’ even talk no more; we just fight over Facebook.