Mon 12 Feb 2007
Serial Killer Revealed to Work in Maternity Ward
Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Bus, Age, Arguments, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Children, Parents & Grandparents, Health: Physical & Mental, Jokes, Military, Oakland, Violence, Work
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61B Inbound, Oakland:
African American Woman: [Addressing Bus Driver] That’s what I tol’ my son: I put you on this earth, I can take you out. I’ll get my Louisville Slugger. Uncle Sam’s got him over in Iraq now, though.
Bus Driver: So he’s getting whupped for a paycheck instead of for free?!
African American Woman: Exactly. I tol’ all my kids, I brought you in, I’ll take you out. Even my granddaughter, I didn’t bring her in, but I’ll take her out too. I tol’ her that and she went crying to Sharise — her mama — but Sharise just tol’ her “Baby girl, your grammy tol’ me that when I was a little girl too, and I’m sticking to it.” She went
crying to her other grammy, and she tol’ her the same thing I did.
Bus Driver: Amen!
[The bus pulls up to the Pittsburgh Children's Hospital. The African American woman gets up to start getting off the bus.]
African American Woman: Time to get my nurse on!
— Overheard by Connor
!!!!
Dear lord, I’m writing my tutorial on the nursing shortage in the US, I think I need to put this quote in my introduction!
… My mom works at children’s… Should I be scared?
Honestly, I think that this is not real. My own mother uses this expression all the time. It was not literal. There is no way that a serial killer would be talking about murder in public.