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Mon 12 Feb 2007

“Not that I want to, or anything…”

Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Library, Arguments, Attraction, Love & Sex, Pitt
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Near the Elevators, Ground Floor, Hillman Library.
A Cool Guy walks around the hallway talking on his cell phone:

Cool Guy: [calmly] Are we okay, or do we need to break up?  Because if you want to break up then I am fine with that.

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Mon 12 Feb 2007

Serial Killer Revealed to Work in Maternity Ward

Posted by Chris Griswold under @ Bus, Age, Arguments, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Children, Parents & Grandparents, Health: Physical & Mental, Jokes, Military, Oakland, Violence, Work
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61B Inbound, Oakland:

African American Woman: [Addressing Bus Driver] That’s what I tol’ my son: I put you on this earth, I can take you out. I’ll get my Louisville Slugger. Uncle Sam’s got him over in Iraq now, though.
Bus Driver: So he’s getting whupped for a paycheck instead of for free?!
African American Woman: Exactly. I tol’ all my kids, I brought you in, I’ll take you out. Even my granddaughter, I didn’t bring her in, but I’ll take her out too. I tol’ her that and she went crying to Sharise — her mama — but Sharise just tol’ her “Baby girl, your grammy tol’ me that when I was a little girl too, and I’m sticking to it.” She went
crying to her other grammy, and she tol’ her the same thing I did.
Bus Driver: Amen!

[The bus pulls up to the Pittsburgh Children's Hospital. The African American woman gets up to start getting off the bus.]

African American Woman: Time to get my nurse on!

—  Overheard by Connor

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Mon 12 Feb 2007

The animals shifted noticably, like a storm was coming.

Posted by Chris Griswold under Animals, Attraction, Love & Sex, Beliefs, Credos & Theories, Friends, North Versailles, Shopping, TMI
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Pet Department, Wal-Mart, North Versailles:

Guy: [to his buddy] A blowjob is not sex. Sex is sticking your dick in something tight and moving it around.

— Overheard by Eavesdropper

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