Between McDonald’s and Joe Mama’s, Forbes Ave, Oakland. Dusk.
Bill Dorsey, the blind gospel man with the vocal power of the Voice of God, is on the move, and as people awkwardly try to get out of his way, they bump into one another:

Dorsey: Watch out, folks! Got a blind man walking! ‘Scuse me, please, need you to move for me if you would!
[A skinny, geeky couple walks toward him and veers dangerously close to oncoming traffic to get out of his path,]
Geeky Girl: [mumbling] Geez, dude, watch where you’re going.
Dorsey: WELL, GIMME YO’ EYES AND I WILL!
[Geeky Girl’s jaw drops as she turns around.]

— Overheard by NoseyRosey