Archive for February 1st, 2007

61C Outbound, Oakland:
Pitt Student #1: I have this project where I want to get a portrait of Darwin and put it in my house — like, over the fireplace with a nice frame.
Pitt Student #2: Or a bust!
Pitt Student #1: Yeah, a bust of Darwin! And then I’ll get one of Mr. T and put it right next to him!

— Overheard by Zyzzy

Sharp Edge Beer Emporium, Friendship:

Waitress: Can I get you something to drink?
Older Woman: I’ll have a Coors Light — draft.
Waitress: I’m sorry, we don’t have that.
Older Woman: Then I’ll take a bottle.
Waitress: We don’t have that either.
Older Woman: You don’t have Coors Light? What’s wrong with this place?!

Apartment Building Lobby, Craig St., Oakland:
Dude #1: [to Dude #2] Come on, man: Sexuality is just a social construction!
— Overheard by m.j.