Einstein Bros. Bagels, Posvar Hall, Pitt Campus.

Hipster Girl #1: He’s so attractive; what’s his major?
Hipster Girl #2: Urban Studies or something.
Hipster Girl #1: What does he want to do with his life, you know, besides biking?
Hipster Girl #2: Oh, you know, be a man…a big, virile man…with chest hair.
[…]
Hipster Girl #2: God, I need to go back on birth control.

— Overheard by voltron